Thursday, April 1, 2010
The King's Advisor
One day, when the king went for hunting, there's a little accident. Intentionally he shoot his arrow to his own feet, finally his feet got hurt and his toe broken and the king have a physical defect. He asked his advisor, what's his opinion about that accident and he answer, "No mater what happen, definitely brings a goodness.". This time, the king's very angry with his answer, that he always accept his advice. Finally the advisor be in jail.
Several times later, the king went hunting again without his advisor. And this time he got kidnapped by cannibals and they wanted him to be their dinner. First thing first, the cannibals check on his body. They'd seen the kings wound, then they decided to return him to the forest. As the cannibals tradition, they won't eat something that have a broken part in it. The king feel very happy about it. From now on, he knows that his advisor was right.
Monday, February 22, 2010
A Cow And A Pig
"Hey, cow.I'm irritated you know. All bad things in human life always connected with me. You see?
What people said when their race snore in their sleep?
'You sleep like a PIG!'
Then you see? What people said of one of them are lazy?
'You're as lazy as PIG!'
What people said if one of them is fat?
'You're fat like a PIG!'
And what people said if one of them is dirty?
'You're disgusting like a PIG!'
Why all bad thing always connected to me?"
"It's all your fault." answers the cow. "In your hole life, you don't give any benefit for human. You are useful after you become a food. Not like me. When I'm still alive, I'm useful. Everyday they got my milk and they get benefit from it."
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Becarefull for 5 regrets
cook rice become a porridge
only 1 day regret,maybe just 1 time you'll eat
Tomorrow you can eat rice again
2.Regret 1 month
Wrong cutting hair
Only 1 month regret,next month you can have your new hair mode
3.Regret 1 year
Failed to the next level
1 year..long enough to regret.Because you're not study well,finally regret all of the years
4.Regret forever
Choose the wrong pride
Forever in our lives,we'll live with him/her.With someone that we aren't love
5.Regret for eternal
Choose the WRONG GOD
REGRET FOREVER!!
Forever we will stay in hell,in the middle of fire between tears of regret
Friday, February 12, 2010
Active For Looking A Case That Eternal
If $1.00 to buy some food, It'll finish in 5 hours
If $1.00 to buy a tie, It'll go put of fashion in 5 weeks
If $1.00 to buy a hat, It'll will go out of fashion in 5 months
If $1.00 to build a road, It won't last longer for 50 years
If $1.00 used for GOD kingdom, It'll cos an eternal life
How people always spend their money for something that usefulness, something that not important.But..
How much money that we have given for GOD?
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Friday, February 5, 2010
In WHO's hands?
A basket ball in my hands it cost $19
A basket ball in Michael Jordan's hands it cost $33 million
Depend in WHO's hands
A baseball in my hands it cost $6
A baseball in Mark McGuire it cost $19 million
Depend in WHO's hands
A tennis racket is unuseful in my hands
A tennis racket in Venus Williams;s hands produce victory in world championship
Depend in WHO's hands
A stick in my hands dispel all wild animal
A stick in Moses's hands break the ocean
Depend in WHO's hands
A slingshot in my hands it's just a kid toy
A slingshot in David's hands is a terrible weapon
Depend in WHO's hands
5 breads and 2 fishes in my hands become a several slice of bread with the fishes inside
5 breads and 2 fishes in JESUS's hands feed a million people
Depend in WHO's hands
A nails in my hands produce a bird nest
A nails in JESUS CHRIST's hands is a savior for entire human race
Depend in WHO's hands
You see now?Everything is DEPEND in WHO's hands
So give all your problems, concern, fear, wishes, dream, family, and friends in GOD's hands..
Because...
EVERYTHING IS DEPEND IN WHO's HANDS
Be Greatful
Feel tired every evening,that means we can work hard
Clean the dishes after have a visitors at home,that means we have a lot of friends
Feel our clothes is tight,that means we eat full enough
Wash our clothes,that because we have something to wear
Clean up our home,windows,and everything,that means we have a place to stay
Go to school and college everyday,that means we still get knowledge
Hear false voice,that means our ear still working
Hear alarm every morning,that means we LIVE
Friday, January 29, 2010
Jokes-10 people hang in 1 helicopter
One day..There's a helicopter with 9 man and 1 woman hanging in one rope under the helicopter.The rope isn't strong enough to hang them all.Then they start argument.
Man 1:Hey!
He said to the old man above him.
Man 1:Why don't you let your body fall down?Because you already know what's world look like.I'm still young.
The old man doesn't want to die.Then he said to the other man.
Old man:Why don't you do it?I still want to life!
said the old man to the other man.The argument isn't finish,while the rope is going to broke up!!Till one young man said to the woman.
Young man:Miss?Why don't you do it?Because only you left.The other don't want to do it or we gonna die..
The woman feel sad to hear that..She started to talk about her family,her child, her life, everthing!!After she finish her stories,the 9 man clap their hands.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Be A Leader,Not A BOSS
What's the different between a leader and a boss?This following is the difference between a man act like a leader and a man act like a boss.
A boss employ his employee
but a leader inspire them
A boss rely his directionary
but a leader rely his good desire
A boss cause frightened
but a leader giving forth of love
A boss said ME
but a leader said US
A boss show who's wrong
but a leader show what's wrong
A boss know how something can be done
but a leader know how to do it
A boss claim a respect
but a leader arose a respect
A boss said GO!
but a leader said LET'S GO!
SO make your self to be a leader and not to be a BOSS